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notesonascandal: marcellusmiller: chicagoxnative: (via dreams-come-in-mysterious-ways, foreverfiction)
A Birthday Present for Peebz →
Pure oxygen via Prince and his P Poppin antics.
Classic Foolery - Simon's Pie Charts →
Everytime I read this it gets funnier. I love you, David Thorne.
Wherein An Evil Midget Tries To Jack My Steeze →
At the club
She smells like a kid, and by kid, I don’t mean child….I mean a baby...– Me, on my stepmother’s sister-in-law
ISO: New Friends
Friend: Whoa, you really give guys a hard time.
Me: What? Explain. Now.
Friend: You shut them down way too fast. I saw how you treated that guy on the platform. He was just trying to be polite.
Me: *scoff* Whatever.
Friend: That's why I'ma start calling you Sweepstakes.
Me: *massive eye-roll* And why, pray tell, would that be?
Friend: Cause when it comes to guys, it's all like, "Many will play, and few will win"! *cackles* *eyes water* *cackles some more*
Me: And this, my dear, is why I don't take you anywhere.
It’s called pubic hair, not public hair, you stupid f*ck. If it was...– Overheard on the CTA
Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts; for...– William Wirt
On Letting Go
I can sit now at ease. Understanding now, Coming to terms. It was not you, or me. This just wasn’t our destiny. I can sit at ease, not worrying about the heartache or headache that once was. I can sit at ease, not judging you for the role you played. But for the person you are. Not who I wanted you to be. I can sit at ease now feeling at peace with myself with you, with the world, things are...
Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal...– Anton Chekhov
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.
We apply this perspective to all aspects of our lives, assigning time to events, activities, goals, and most importantly…people. In our relationships, we set our priorities based on how much time we think a person or project deserves, thereby expressing our feelings concerning their status. Being available for someone else indicates the relationship has value. I’m still working on...
That One Time Smoking Gave Me a Concussion →