December 2011
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When you bite your tongue while eating..
whoisperfect:
lmaogtfo:
You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like…
Then you feel the agonizing pain…
There is something about poverty that smells like death. Dead dreams dropping...
– Zora Neale Hurston (via roropcoldchain)
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When people interrupt me while I'm reading
bltsl4:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
AAA Is Aiming To Save Your Life on New Year's Eve →
peecharrific:
How do you get a free ride from AAA Tipsy Tow if you drink too much on New Year’s Eve? Keep the number for AAA’s Tipsy Tow service in your pocket and if you get drunk ringing in 2012, this service could save your life. The American Automobile Association is offering free towing and a ride home between the hours of 6pm Saturday, December 31st – 6am on Sunday, January 1, 2012.
You...
indigogoddess:
EPIC SELF CARE POST
stephieluv:
Self care according to the senses:
Scent. Burn scented candles or incense. Pick some fresh flowers or herbs for your home (basil = heaven). Fry onions or garlic if it’s your thing (it’s definitely mine). If you can afford to, buy some essential oils that make you feel relaxed. You can wear them as perfume or dilute them with water and put into a...
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lmao!!!!!
straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
Drake: we should talk about our feelings
Remember that baby? →
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Reblog and click on the picture and find out how he is today.
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When Grandma calls the house...
Me: Knuck If You Buck Industries, how may I help you?
Grams: Hello?
Me: Yes?
Grams: What you say? "Naked butts in the street?" What is this?! Hello? Lord Jesus...
Me (laughing): Momma, it's me.
Grams: I shoulda known it was you, playing on this phone. Why you do your grandmama like that? Give your mother the phone, Satan.
I literally LOLed.
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My inbox is as empty as Cicely Tyson's yearbook
#ThisMakesSense
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Gorgeous items from local designers
Most under $100:
All of these items are from vclasscouture. I’m really feeling neutrals lately, and I absolutely love the first shirt.
Anonymous asked: KindredSmile?
‘Member the bacon flavored personal lubricant? Kummerspeck indeed.
LB
‘Member the bacon flavored personal lubricant? Kummerspeck indeed.
LB
Natural Hair Problems: last giveaway of the year:... →
naturalhairproblems:
hey yall! i’ve got one more giveaway for you before the year is out: enter to win this beautiful golden sunflower hair clip from Flowers From Fatima!
entering is easy. just follow follow @FlowersFromFatima on Twitter and tweet the following message:
“I just entered to win this fab…
Vocab Rehab
mentalflossr:
Kummerspeck (German): Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.
Read More: 19 Outstanding Words You Should Be Working Into Conversation
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Unfucking tip of the day, 12/18:
unfuckyourhabitat:
When things are well and truly messy and completely fucked up, don’t look at the whole room (or house). Look at one surface. One drawer. One square foot of floor space. Deal with that one thing. Pretend the rest of it doesn’t exist until you’re ready to move on to the next thing.
We get overwhelmed because we look at things as a whole. Break them down into tiny pieces, and...
Her mother and aunt passed a week apart and she... →
luvvdivine:
She’s someone I went to high school with so this is legit and I know her. Her mom had terminal cancer and she couldn’t find an insurance company would cover her because of a pre-existing company.
But here’s the thing. She had set aside money for her mom’s funeral but a week before her mother died, her aunt passed. So she had to use that money to bury her aunt. Now she can’t cover...
You ever just sit around some old people and...
buttahlove:
kingjaffejoffer:
It’s really awesome.
Young people like you and I love to talk about how we don’t care. But we are all self conscious of our looks, how we act, our social status, and all kinds of other little bullshit.
But old people?
They really stop giving a flying fuck about anything around 65-70 years of age.
Clothes? Don’t give a fuck.
Sweatpants and velcro shoes...
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Found one dollar in my khaki shorts.
ajisreal:
….new gif library saved. Yassss
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Headed to Lake Geneva, y'all
Hitting the (bunny) slope, spa day and pajama party fun!
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This is the thing: When you hit 28 or 30, everything begins to divide. You can...
– Relevant magazine
(via Diana)
This is great.
(via megburns)
I don’t often get inspirational on y’all, but this really nails it.
(via haygirlhay)
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Reblog with a song that makes you do "hoodrat...
novamatic:
geekscoutcookies:
kidkoni:
deezyville:
Mine is Photoshoot by Gucci Mane
“Adios” - Trill Fam
No Hands - Waka Flocka Flame *sigh*
“Stilettos” — Crime Mob.
“Rodeo” - Crucial Conflict