April 2011
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smidgets:
If you give me uncooked red onion on anything its taken as a threat and I will fight you.
March 2011
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Currently singing "Count on Me" with my BFF
Can’t decide who’s Whitney and who’s Cece, but you jealous
So what that Tumblr after dark do?
Is that a thing here? I’ve never been on past like, 8PM.
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Kindred's Confession
I simply cannot get into J. Hud’s “Where You At” cause it ends a sentence with a preposition.
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Better to have it and not need it than need it and...
One of my dad’s favorite quotes. RIP.
Anonymous asked: "Scarlet Takes a Tumble"
Actually think I first saw it on Luvvie's site.
Laughed so hard ...
And that cookie thingy you Temptation me with ... looks like an extra 3 miles on the run after I can't eat just one...
LB
Actually think I first saw it on Luvvie's site.
Laughed so hard ...
And that cookie thingy you Temptation me with ... looks like an extra 3 miles on the run after I can't eat just one...
LB
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That SUIT
still haunts my hopes and dreams. He rolled up to church lookin like
And I’m in the middle of praise and worship like
But of course I don’t make it and end up all
Anonymous asked: KindredSmile,
You can't find that baby's G-Fab headpiece 'cause ...
it's on the Clutch you wanted more!
(Bet that headpiece And Clutch will look G-Church-Fab with a Denim Shirt set. Just sayin' ...)
Lite Bread
You can't find that baby's G-Fab headpiece 'cause ...
it's on the Clutch you wanted more!
(Bet that headpiece And Clutch will look G-Church-Fab with a Denim Shirt set. Just sayin' ...)
Lite Bread
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Shoutout to The Page Turners for having my hold...
Picked up 14 books last night. Sheer happiness. Whew Lawd, I love me some books.
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That awkward moment when you want to respond to...
How can I respond in kind?!
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Come all ye husky gentlemen.
smidgets:
I appreciate a man with weight on him.
Truth. Sorry for the rotisserie-chested dudes out there, but I don’t see it happening from where I’m sitting.
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The Chitlin Circuit is alive and well.
While listening to the radio during my morning commute, I heard yet another commercial for “She Got Remy Weave, He Got Remy Bottlez: A Love Story” or whatever the hell those tragic Negro plays are called. Dismayed, I started to contemplate how in the blue fck are these plays still in business, but set aside the thought to concentrate on the chick who valiantly attempted to apply her...
Anonymous asked: KindredSmile,
Heck 2 the Naw!
The only version of Hallelujah to cry for is by Jeff Buckley.
Listen and really weep ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4
On the ‘No Time to Date’, I’m with ya sister.
Nothing like full-time-working-single-parenthood to do that (and lots of other things too).
I think...
Heck 2 the Naw!
The only version of Hallelujah to cry for is by Jeff Buckley.
Listen and really weep ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4
On the ‘No Time to Date’, I’m with ya sister.
Nothing like full-time-working-single-parenthood to do that (and lots of other things too).
I think...
When people argue via Facebook status.
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Begatting for hummus.
I cannot with you today, huskybro.
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Anonymous asked: Women deserve...
Men of personal responsibility that truly respect, dignify and honor them.
But that subject, for A/A women especially, is a lit flare and a 55 gallon drum of petrol.
Men of personal responsibility that truly respect, dignify and honor them.
But that subject, for A/A women especially, is a lit flare and a 55 gallon drum of petrol.
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Finally got around to watching Night Catches Us.
I’m fairly selective about the movies that I choose to watch because it’s so rare that I have two free hours of time, so I’ll admit that I had grand expectations at the outset. That said, I wanted more out of this film, and it did not deliver. Don’t get me wrong, I think Anthony Mackie and Kerry Washington both did an excellent job of attempting to flesh out their...
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Story of my life
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This mango sticky rice >>> your next epiphany.
You care.
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theyshouldknow:
Depression is a mind killer. You don’t know what it’s like to live anymore. Nothing feels, nothing smells, nothing tastes…the world is ugly and plain. To criticize someone who has lost all control of their being isn’t fair and it isn’t right. You have no idea what people are going through until the letter is on the bed and the noose is hanging in the closet. Everyone is fighting...
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Anonymous asked: Good thing Billie Jean don't like no whiteboy ...
I'm off the hook!
(But she can have my number ...)
Lite Bread
I'm off the hook!
(But she can have my number ...)
Lite Bread
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I am not tragically colored. There is no great sorrow dammed up in my soul, nor...
– Zora Neale Hurston
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I think it's important to note that Christopher...
You care.
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Ok, don't hate me for this. I had to do it.
Maury: Today, we have on the show, Billie Jean. She says that the kid is definitely his son, but Mike doesn't think so. Billie, how does that make you feel?
Billie Jean: That's some ol' bullshit, Murray. He know that's his baby. I am 347 percent sure thass his baby. Got his nose, got his ears, got his jheri curl...errythang.
Maury: Well, let's see what he has to say about it. *looks at monitor*
Mike via monitor, is reading really slowly/woodenly: For forty days and forty nights,The law was on her side/ But who can stand when she's in demand, Her schemes and plans/'Cause we danced on the floor in the round....BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON!
Billie Jean: *yelling in the background while the tape is playing* that's that bullshit, Murray! He know thass his chile!
Maury: We'll soon find out. Come on out, Michael. *Mike moonwalks on stage, moves chair on opposite side of stage from Billie Jean* How you doin'?
Micheal: *adjusts highwaters* I'm doing good, traveling around, making sidewalks light up n' shit. Ay, Man, that ain't my baby!
Billie Jean: You a lie! That is too yo' baby! He's gotcho nose.
Micheal: Ho, I ain't even got my nose. You bullshittin'!
Maury: This is getting out of hand. Let's get these results, shall we? In the case of little Ta'quan Dictionario Windexell, Mike, you are....NOT THE FATHER!! *Mike stands up, jumps in the air, grabs crotch* Whee-ho!
Billie Jean: *runs back stage yellin' and screaming in "disbelief*
Maury: *walks back stage tries to console Billie Jean* *Billie Jean calms down during the commercial break*
Billie Jean: Does anybody have Prince's number?
This was amazing.
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spliffonline:
10 Things The Money Wasted In Iraq Could Have Gone Towards
Today marks the 8th anniversary of the beginning of the War in Iraq, which has so far costed the country thousand of lives and over $780 billion. Here are some things that the money wasted in Iraq could have done instead:
Closed Every State’s Budget Deficit: The money spent in Iraq was enough to have closed every single...
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Just got mah hurrr did.And im feeling like..
mamasaymamasamamakusa:
thrillerx
This gif is simply amazing. Who knew MJ would channel this wig in You Are Not Alone?!
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I feel like I'm on the cusp of something great.
I’ve been pretty reckless lately, but we’re talking about someone who’s idea of reckless is purchasing a spa package for herself while making a concerted effort to not feel guilty about it. In my circle of friends, I’m generally known as the safe, responsible one (with ratchet tendencies). Man, fck all that. I’m learning to deny people the pleasure of my company, to...
Anonymous asked: Hope she cheat on you wit a basketball playa’
Naw …. She not bitter … LOL!
What’s with all the bustin’ out yer windows stuff, girl?
Goapele has better range. Go see her.
And I’d be her Closer …
Lite Bread
(PS: I’ma usin’ this as my Comment section. Hope that’s...
Naw …. She not bitter … LOL!
What’s with all the bustin’ out yer windows stuff, girl?
Goapele has better range. Go see her.
And I’d be her Closer …
Lite Bread
(PS: I’ma usin’ this as my Comment section. Hope that’s...
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Post some shit on Facebook about sex and errybody...
Then you post some shit on tumblr about sex, and errybody be like..
Dedicated to Str8nochaser, obviously