June 2011
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That terribo moment an Anon asks you for the...
I guess I’m offical now.
May 2011
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Lizard Birth
coonloaf:
If you’ve raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!
I had to take my son’s lizard to the vet.
Here’s what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.
“He’s...
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The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want;
He makes me lie down in green...
– Psalm 23 (via luvvdivine)
Teaching Piggy this now. She already knows the Lord’s prayer.
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People may forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people...
– Maya Angelou
(via heyfranhey)
So true of me, in particular. My memory’s garbage (with the notable exception of all things Piggy-related) but I hold onto emotions, if nothing else.
Anonymous asked: KindredSmile?
Are you really OK? Bet it was scary!
Glad to know Lil’ Ms. Piggy is fine and Mom is on the way up.
Life always has sumthin’ up it’s sleeve, huh?
LB
Are you really OK? Bet it was scary!
Glad to know Lil’ Ms. Piggy is fine and Mom is on the way up.
Life always has sumthin’ up it’s sleeve, huh?
LB
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geekscoutcookies:
staylegendary:
Mark Morrison - “Return Of The Mack”
Warms my heart that so many of y’all know this song
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Car accident on Sunday.
I’m pretty banged up, but Piggy’s okay. Praise God. I’ll write more later.
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Some people don't have the head to wear ponytails.
painiack:
shawty forehead was like:
Anonymous asked: KindredSmile?
So what happens when that fish-eye lens doorknob gets attached ...
to the Bathroom door?
L "who didn't put a new roll on?!!!" B
So what happens when that fish-eye lens doorknob gets attached ...
to the Bathroom door?
L "who didn't put a new roll on?!!!" B
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Of Another Fashion: In 2007, a 29-year-old eBay... →
ofanotherfashion:
In 2007, a 29-year-old eBay entrepreneur and real estate agent named John Maloof purchased a box of negatives at an auction for $400. He was working with Daniel Pogorzelski on an illustrated history of the Portage Park neighborhood and was hoping to find photographs of the Chicago cityscape in…
Taking a (brief) Tumblr hiatus.
Will be back on occasionally. Love you all.
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Anonymous asked: KindredSmile?
Uh ... why does the Red Power Ranger gots its pants pulled down?!
I'ma not lookin' at any of That!
(Is it Arnold?!)
L "In my Basketball Jones suit" B
Uh ... why does the Red Power Ranger gots its pants pulled down?!
I'ma not lookin' at any of That!
(Is it Arnold?!)
L "In my Basketball Jones suit" B
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Bottled Clouds: WHERE CAN I GET THESE?!?!?! →
onassisfiles:
thesassyblacknerd:
digimonye-east:
zuppadivetro:
shlabam:
pymparticles:
leeatard:
toosweet4words:
I would like all of them, please.
Seriously, I would kill all of you to have the Green Ranger one. You can contact the…
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Guess who got selected for a focus group on......
Anonymous asked: Tell them I love them too.
LB
LB
Taking a break from Tumblr today.
It’s hard to find joy in cat gifs and Nutella recipes when one of my friends is hurting so plainly. Going to tell my friends and family that I love them.
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If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
heyfranhey:
infinite-endurance:
mkzsupreme:
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
OMG, i laughed so hardddd !!!!
lmaoooo thats clever
Tooo Funny!
That is just…
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So apparently Cancer was cured last week, but no... →
str8nochaser:
smidgets:
thechosenjuan:
The fact that this is basically going unheard of is honestly sickening to me. I don’t usually buy into the whole “oh no mass corporations are hellbent on killing everyone for money” but I’m genuinely bothered that this isn’t being broadcast more. I understand why companies aren’t investing (it’s a generic drug already being produced), but this should be...
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Anonymous asked: KindredSmile?
My one word ...
"Whiteboy"
(LOL! You just KNEW I would!)
L "Yep, that me" B
My one word ...
"Whiteboy"
(LOL! You just KNEW I would!)
L "Yep, that me" B
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Anonymous asked: … ‘stead you get …
PBR …
Justin Bieber …
The Beastie Boys …
And …
Vanilla Ice
LB
PBR …
Justin Bieber …
The Beastie Boys …
And …
Vanilla Ice
LB
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All I want is a Caramel Apple Martini and to...
Is that too much to ask?!
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Thanks to that last pic, I definitely know what...
Strong genes FTW. Fact: for the first five months of my pregnancy, I thought Piggy was a boy, and fully expected her to look like him. But alas, no. Piggy was ratchet and full of trickery, even in the womb.
Leave a word--any word--inside my ask box, and I... →
geekscoutcookies:
str8nochaser:
Humor Me.
Im game. Let’s do this..
Pays late fee, jumps on the bandwagon. Allons-y!
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Pretty Heart: AHA 'Heart Check' Logo Completely... →
theinformedvegan:
We’re all familiar with the American Heart Association’s ‘heart check’ symbol that graces the packaging a thousands of food items but did you ever think about how it got there?
Nutrition blog Small Bites reveals that some of the most unhealthy companies are…