July 2011
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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People that know kids, lend me your ears
Piggy’s starting that “I’m afraid of monsters” phase, and I really want to just read her a copy of “Go the Fck to Sleep”. I’m short on empathy and even shorter on patience when it comes to my rest, and letting her in my bed is NOT an option. Not only does she snore and kick, but she’s cunning and will say anything if she thinks it’ll let her...
Jul 30th
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So, who's the best cell phone provider?
A rep from T-Mobile assaulted my character, told me to go to Verizon, then hung up on me. I’ve got an awesome plan with T-Mobile, but this snotbody bastard makes exploring my options seem worthwhile. Thoughts? Speak up, please. 
Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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If I was to get married
My bridesmaids would be the motliest crew ever. None of their measurements are remotely similar, and they don’t even look like they know each other. I don’t see how Bridezillas try and demand that “one dress, one look” thing. It would never work in my case.  Also, my future hubby wouldn’t have to worry about extravagance or blowing out any budgets (Aldi’s and...
Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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I'm gonna make some flash cards, y'all
Two-thirds of the time, when someone comes to me with their problems, my answer is “Then tell that btch how you feel”. In an effort to maximize time and find a use for these awesome glitter penz I found on clearance, I’m just gonna start writing that on index cards and passing it out. The glitter will soften the blow of the hard cold truth…and look awesome. I’m a...
Jul 29th
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Kindred's Gem of Wisdom
If you in a chicken shack and ALL the aprons is clean, run with all the energy of your ancestors. It’s probably a front for illegal ass activity, and/or the chicken will be disgusting. Real chicken shacks be one citation away from getting shut the fck down again. Grease, flour, seasonings, grease, chicken-ness, grease, skillets? That sht should be everywhere. Don’t say I never tole...
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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Aight, strugglebabies.
We’re done here. Be good to each other, and to yourselves.
Jul 28th
a-ra replied to your photo: Couldn’t resist. Fck y’all, it felt good to… they look good and feel good on your feet, why not buy them*lol* That’s what I’ve been saying! I started to buy two pair just in case something happened to one of them. I might still do it. The price is right!
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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You trollops be sleepin on Aldi's.
Listen here, mayne, Aldi and Trader Joe’s is first cousins. I’ll go there for some basic staples and come out with some sht fancy as all the fcks. Lemon-ginger sorbet? Blueberry goat cheese? Real ass Swiss/German/Not American Garbage chocolate? Sign me up! And guess what? If you buy some sht that tastes like oppression and slander, then they got a Double Guarantee! That means you get...
Jul 28th
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Jul 26th
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Physical therapy is teaching me hip shimmys
I be all up in class like
Jul 26th
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Webcammin and sht
Trying to stay awake until this file arrives. Flood me with questions, comments, concerns and (of course) fckery and I’ll answer it in via video tonight. 
Jul 26th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 24th
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Coonsponges, we're done for the evening (morning)....
I miss y’all already. Be good, mes chers.
Jul 18th
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Elitist Confession
I’d never share this out loud, but it grinds my gears when I give away a piece of clothing or pair of shoes to someone only to see them wear it…horribly. 
Jul 18th
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eyanj replied to your photo: Reason #14785 why cleaning out my closet is… didn’t you get pregnant cuzza that dress? ROFL **looks at calendar, does math** Piggy just turned four, so it’s very, very likely. Too likely, in fact…..maybe I’ll keep the dress lol
Jul 18th
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Why am I cleaning out my closet at 2AM CST?
Piggy’s having a sleepover this weekend, and the apartment is…a wreck. There’s no other way to put it. I’ve kept the kitchen and bathroom clean (I have standards, y’all) but everything else is in shambles. The first problem is that we have, dare I say it, too many clothes. Next up is my tendency to hoard random keepsakes and bits of information like I’m an avid...
Jul 18th
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Jul 18th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 15th
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Anonymous asked: KindredSmile,
@1:18
“I wanna be all up in your mind …”
Vulcan mind-meld I’m sure.

Good thing there was the credits at the beginning!
Director: Rubin Whitmore II
I’ll be sure to look for him at Cannes …

LB
Jul 15th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 14th
Jul 14th
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