If you go into the bathroom, turn off the lights,...
funnyordie: 35 Celebs Doing the Carlton Dance This video’s not unusual. It’s just awesome.
Let's talk about habits for a minute
unfuckyourhabitat: SO MANY PEOPLE have done serious major unfucking lately, and IT’S AWESOME. I couldn’t be prouder. But once that initial high wears off, you need to focus on maintenance, or you’re going to end up right back where you started. I have a short list of things that, if you can make them habits, will prevent about 75% of the unfuckery that got you to the bad place to begin with....
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum gets in a really intense argument, tries to slam the door, but instead it just goes “wof”.
For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in...– President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)
"I'm gonna make that flower burst, girl..."
Pretty Heart: Couple held at gunpoint, arrested... →
justformoialone: Couple held at gunpoint, arrested after buying home Channel 2 Action News Jean Kalonji, an immigrant from the Congo, said that being confronted by armed neighbors brought back painful memories. By David Ibata The Atlanta Journal-Constitution 8:07 p.m. Friday, April 20,…
laithhpoetry: WELL FUCKING DONE WOWOWOWOWOW ROFLLLL wtf did I just watch
Cleaning while listening to music
Cleaning without listening to music:
I would pay cash money to have someone scroll...
Serious case of the sniffles and the act of typing this request took 8 minutes
Christina D... Straight. No Chaser.: If there is... →
str8nochaser: While running errands this evening, I witnessed a little girl making faces at customers. Rude faces. Her mother seemed oblivious. When your child has the unmitigated gall to be rude to complete ADULT strangers in your presence, it represents a parental failure. My children will be polite both in… I’ll be gotdamned if someone has ever told me Piggy is rude. She could...
That awkward moment you try and use FanMail for...
Tumblr be tryna play me something serious.
"Ghetto Queen" by Crucial Conflict = epic love...
Y’all know I’m right. It’s okay, I won’t tell.
Always a lady, even though I had just finished...
sir-pumpington replied to your photo: GPOY: New hair edition, April 15th. Sidenote: this… well ain’t you regal denna muhfukka.
All your heroes are dead and I killed them!: What... →
ashleyingenious: digitalskullkid: boonmen: mystinkybutt: Ariel — the Little Mermaid Belle — Beauty and the Beast Princess Jasmine — Aladdin Snow White — Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Fa Mulan — Mulan Tiana — the Princess and the Frog Jane Porter — Tarzan Jane is killing the game right now.
If you believe you deserve nurturing only when...
complicated-at-best: you’re like the majority who feel they have to be totally falling apart before they slow down and take care of themselves. But taking care of yourself should not be confined to times of crisis. Nurturing and taking care of your needs should become a daily habit, not something special to be pulled out in an emergency.
Christina D... Straight. No Chaser.: ENG-SPA-FRE... →
boybitch: sirmattypants: WANT - QUIERO - VEUX UNF - RUJ - BUB MY CREYS - MIS LAGRIS - MES PLEURETS RELEVANT - PERTINENTE - PERTINENT LEGIT - LEGÍTO - LÉGITIME GPOY - FGDTM - FGDV ACCURATE - EXACTO - PRÉCIS THIS - ESTO - ÇA LET ME LOVE YOU - DÉJAME…
On the plus side...
geekscoutcookies: The place where the bride took me, is where most of the drag artists get their jewelry…I got my life up there. @Karbarkaliedescope would LIVE with all the sparkle, structure and SICKENING accessories. So there’s that. But where doe?!
luvvdivine: kanyebreast: atfierce: lilyfolk: SLAYED AND BURIED. LMFAO! I feel like @kanyebreast would love this LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOO!!! OMGGGG TOO GAHTDAMB HILARIOUS!
So, George Zimmerman built a fundraising site for... →
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.